Thursday, 30 April 2009
First, add "I'm a/an" to the title
What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
[ ] Red = loud
[ ] Green = stupid
[ ] None = freaky
[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = innocent
[ ] Purple = a little too happy
[ ] Black = emo
[ ] Stripes = funny
[ ] Gray = skanky
[ ] Pink = preppy
[ ] Light blue = sweaty
[ ] Other = hot
[X] White = sexy
What kind of pants are you wearing?
[x]Shorts = cutie
[ ]Skirt/skort = skank
[ ]Corduroy = faggot homosexual
[ ]Tight jeans = scene kid
[ ]Ripped jeans = emo
[ ]Cammo = cage fighter
[ ]Jeans = prep
[ ]Pajamas = pimp
[ ]Cargo = clown
[ ]Sweats = athlete
[ ]Boxers = brat
[ ]Booty shorts = female
[ ]Capris = Gangster
[ ]Nothing = hoe
[ ]Dickies = weirdo
[ ]Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[ ]Other = sex addict
What is your natural hair color?
[ ] Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[ ] Blonde = with a broken heart
[] Black = with a sexy smile
[x] Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ] Red = that likes to have fun
[ ] Brown = who loves to be different
[ ] Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes
[ ] Bald = with herpes
[ ] Other = with a nice ass
Pick the month you were born on:
[ ]1 = who ate
[ ]2 = who needed
[ ]3 = who killed
[ ]4 = who will be naked with
[ ]5 = who killed
[ ]6 =who banged
[ ]7 = who smoked with
[x]8 = who ran shirtless with
[ ]9 = who was stabbed horribly by
[ ]10 = who cuddled with
[ ]11 = who slept with
[ ]12 = who shot
Pick the day you were born on:
[ ]01 = the kool-aid man
[ ]02 = a dog
[ ]03 = a shoe
[ ]04 = a toothbrush
[x]05 = Santa Claus
[ ]06 = The Trojan man
[ ]07 = a glass of milk
[ ]08 = a prostitute
[ ]09 = a porn star
[ ]10 = a bag of weed
[ ]11 = a lover
[ ]12 = Barney the dinosaur
[ ]13 = a horse
[ ]14 = a lesbian
[ ]15 = a stripper
[ ]16 = a pickle
[ ]17 = a jew
[ ]18 = a homo
[ ]19 = an orange
[ ]20 = a dildo
[ ]21 = a homeless guy
[ ]22 = a whore
[ ]23 = my crush
[ ]24 = an easter egg
[ ]25 = a jar of honey
[ ]26 = a condom
[ ]27 = a bowl of cereal
[ ]28 = a french fry
[ ]29 = your dealer
[ ]30 = Paris Hilton
[ ]31 = your grandma
Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
[ ]White = because I love marijuana
[x]Black = because im sexy as hell
[ ]Pink = Because the lil people told me to
[ ]Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[ ]Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[ ]Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[ ]Purple = because I'm gay
[ ]Gray = because I got dared
[ ]Other = because that's how I roll
[ ]Green = because I'm good in bed
[ ]Orange = because I smoke crack
[ ]Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[ ]Brown = because I had to
[ ]Shirtless = because I've got abs
[ ]Aqua = 'cause the 306CBZ kick cunt
this is BS but its funny anyway XD
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8:15 pm
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This is beautiful and all true......♥
By the time the Lord made woman,He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, '
Why are you spending so much time on this one?'
And the Lord answered, '
Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart-and she will do everything with only two hands.' The angel was astounded at the requirements. '
Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish.' '
But I won't, ' the Lord protested. '
I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days.' The angel moved closer and touched the woman. '
But you have made her so soft, Lord.' '
She is soft,' the Lord agreed, '
but I have also made her tough. You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish.' '
Will she be able to think?', asked the angel. The Lord replied,'
Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to reason and negotiate.' The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek. '
Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one.' '
That's not a leak,' The Lord corrected, '
that's a tear!' '
What's the tear for?' the angel asked. The Lord said, '
The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love, hr loneliness, her grief and her pride.' The angel was impressed. '
You are a genius, Lord. You thought of everything! Woman is truly amazing.'
And she is!
Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens,
But they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice.
They don't take 'no' for an answer when they believe there is a better solution.
They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding.
Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member,
Yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left ...They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you.
The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning. They bring joy, hope and love. They have compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. Women have vital things to say and everything to give. That is how beautiful girls are no matter what the outside is like. So dont complain when your girlfriend fusses or worries too much. Because it is juts because they LOVE YOU TOO MUCH. ♥ xxx
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7:42 pm
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Wednesday, 29 April 2009
NO MORE BSING PLS PPL.
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6:41 pm
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Tuesday, 21 April 2009
I've realised now....The only thing that every made me love you was the fact that you could play with my heart......None of the things you said to me was true.....THIS IS SO OVER SCREW YOU ive cried so many times because of you......
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3:49 pm
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Monday, 20 April 2009
Hey people, I know I haven't posted for ages but a lot has been going on lately...
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------I was so happy when you told me that you loved me. It's the best feeling in the world when you wound your arms around me and hold me tight and just know that the key to my heart was safely in your hands. But gradually, things began to change and I so wanted it bo the same again so I just pretended that everything was normal. But the day you cut me down was the worst. I was so happy that day because I saw you smiling at me, but you had to cut me down that very day. The day my Grandpa had died. Do you know how much it hurts. Another dagger struck in my heart, sliced down and left there, bleeding and broken. That's why it's called bleeding love. You pay the price for your happiness. But after a week, I caught you staring at me and all I could think was, "Why are you doing this to me? Playing with my heart, and my brain. Well guess what, I am SO over you." But in truth, I wasn't. I missed you like hell. You have no DAMN idea how I've cried for you every night. Every singel tear that rolls down my face is just like every happy memory I have of you. And it's just slipping down and disappearing. Little did I know how lucky I would be that day. You came back, apologised, made me think that nothing had happened. That very day, my heart was healed and there are only scars left here. But these scars are just a memory of what I went for to get you. It turns out it was worth it. I could break my heart a million times just to have you forever.......xoxo I ♥ u, always did, always will...
